He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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