ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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