i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
