i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
