Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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