the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Couch. On fire.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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