I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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