new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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