what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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