shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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