so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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