in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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