Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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