Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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