Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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