i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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