Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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