who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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