turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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