i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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