On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
