JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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