absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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