Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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