You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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