Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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