THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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