Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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