dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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