I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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