Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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