He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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