I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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