ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just want nice things and good sex
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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