break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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