I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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