Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My dick has a subreddit
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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