So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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