did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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