Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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