I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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