i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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