I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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