You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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