Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
well you can't waste a boner
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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