u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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