Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
handjob tips. give me some.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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