What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The ass gains better be worth it
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