i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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