Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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