Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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