Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Drunk is a universal language darling
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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