Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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