Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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